A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks if she can help him. He answers that he was looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?"
"You see it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling paper. So, I figure,...if I have to roll my own, so does she!"
Return to Laughspot
Get funny jokes in your email!!|
Joke of the day emailed to you 5 days a week!
|Joke of the Day||Cool Site of the Day|
|Personals||Business News||Promo Codes||MarketWatch|