A young amarous couple were about to do the wild thing. They had a box of a dozen condoms.
They proceeded to do the wild thing, just once. When she returned, only to discover that there were only six condoms remaing in the box of 12, she asked him what happened to the other five condoms?
His reply was "Honey, I masturbated with them."
She then went to her male confidant friend and told him told him the story, and asked him if he had ever done this.
Yeah, once or twice" he told her.
You mean you have masturbated with a condom before? she said.
Oh he said, I thought you meant have I lied to my girlfriend.
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