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A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday.

He says, So what would you like, sweetie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?

She says, I want a divorce.

He says, Sorry, I wasn't planning on spending that much.

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