Yo moma so fat the ass of her shadow weighs 50 lbs Yo moma teeth are so yellow , wen she smiled the traffic slowed down Yo moma so poor wen i saw her kicking a can i asked her wat she was doing she said , moving YO MAMA SO FAT I SWERVED TO MISS HER AND RAN OUT OF GAS YO MOMA IS SO FAT SHE HAD HER EARS PIERCED BY A HARPOON YO MOMA IS SO FAT SHE IS ON BOTH SIDES OF YOUR FAMILY Yo Moma is so fat she fell forward and rocked her self to sleep trying to get back up again... Yo mama's house is so dirty,I tripped over a rat and a cockrauch stole my wallet. Submitted By: ALLY, slip, Chris, bobo