A wife woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed.
She got out of bed and checked around the house. She heard sobbing from the
basement. After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she found he
husband curled up in the corner, of the basement,... crying like a baby.
"Honey, what's wrong?", she asked, worried about what could hurt him so much.
"Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant and your father threatened me to
either marry you or to go to jail?"
"Yes, of course," she replied.
"Well, I would have been released from jail this afternoon!"