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The perfect man is gentle Never cruel and never mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man loves children And will raise them by your side He will be a good father And a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming too He'll do anything in his power To convey his love to you. The perfect man is sweet Writing poetry from your name He's a best friend to your mother and kisses away your pain. He will never make you cry or batter you in any way To hell with this stupid poem The perfect man is gay. |
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