Sayings For Women: - God created men before women because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece. - Do you believe in love at first sight or do you need me to walk by you again? - Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks so. - Sex is like pringles, once you pop you can't stop! - God loves stupid people. That's why he made so many. - Only good girls go to heaven & I wasn't invited (heh). - Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children! - It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean. - I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bedrock. - I have PMS and a gun, now what were you saying? |
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