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YOU'RE A REDNECK IF.. You carried a fishing pole into Sea World. Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction. You think subdivision is part of a math problem. You think there's nothin wrong with incest as long as you keep it in the family. You can get dog hair from out of your belly button. You think the three primary colors are John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray. Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart cause there is a law against it. The beer can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction. |
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