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There was to Jewish Guys(Abraham & Solomon) sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons they would do this every day. One day Abe says to Sal do think there is Baseball in heaven and Sal says,"You no Abe lets make a deal, if I die first I will come back and tell you and if you die first you come back and tell me if there is baseball in heaven."
So sadly a few weeks later poor Abe dies, and Sal is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears somebody say "Sal, Sal" Sal responds "Abe is that you?" "Yes it is Sal" Sal then responds, "So is there Baseball in heaven?" Abe says, "Well I got good news and I got bad news." Sal responds, "Well what's the good news and Abe says well there is baseball in heaven." Sal says, "Well then that's great what could possibly be the bad news." "Your PITCHING ON FRIDAY!" |
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