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Sayings For Men
- My dick is bigger than your bonner. - Luvs a sensation caused by temptation. A guy stix his location in a girls destination 2 increase the population 4 the next generation-do you understand my explanation or do you need a demonstration? - I wish I could live like Donald Duck, pants suck. - A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue, so open your mouth & close your eyes & give your mouth some exercise! - Don't drink & drive. You might hit a bump & spill your beer. - God gave me a brain & a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time. - If guys had their period, we'd probably brag about the size of our tampons. |
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