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In Math class. Teacher: "Little Johnny, there are three birds on the tree, you shoot one of them, how many are there left?" Little Johnny: "None, madam. The remaining birds would fly away after the gun shot noise" Teacher: "That`s a zero for you. The answer was two, but I like the way you think" Little Johnny is furious and humiliated. The next day. Little Johnny: "Madam I have a question for you. Three woman are having ice cream, one is biting it, the second is licking it, and the third is sucking it. Which of the three is married?" Teacher: "Huh...the third one?" Little Johnny: "No madam, it`s the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think." |
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