"Doctor, doctor, what's the news?" answered Hal when his doctor called with his test results.
"I have some bad news and some really bad news," admitted the doctor. "The bad news is that you only have twenty-four hours to live." "Oh my god," gasped Hal, sinking to his knees. "What could be worse than that?" "I couldn't get ahold of you." |
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