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There was this newly wed couple, the wife had this really nice butt, so her husband always called her "beautiful buns".
They were about to celebrating their 6 month anniversary. So the wife planned a really nice dinner. The week before thier anniversary, she went down to a local tatoo parlor. She explained to the tatoo artists she wanted her nickname, "beautiful buns" tatooed on her but, beautiful on one cheek, and buns on the other. The tatoo artist told her the price, and it was outrageous. He suggested that she abbriviate the nickname. Get "B" on one cheek and "B" on the other. Her husband would understand. So she did, and the day of their anniversary her husband came home to a huge dinner. After dinner they went up to the bedroom, the wife says "hunny i have a supprise for you.." She turns and pulls down her pants to reveal her tatoo. The husband says nothing for couple of minutes, so she yurns and says "Well...." Confused he asks, "who the hell is BOB?" |
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