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A guy decides to go hunting, so he grabs his 22 rifle, and heads out
to the woods, stopping at the gun shop to buy bullets. He gets to the forest,
walks around, and finally sees a bear in a clearing.
He takes aim and fires "bang". The bear falls, and the guy runs over to it. When he gets to the spot the bear is gone. Suddenly he feels someone tap his shoulder. He turns around and it's the bear. The bear asks him, "did you just shoot me?" The guy, scared and unable to speak, shakes his head yes, so the bear tells him to bend over a log and proceeds to fuck him in the ass. This being done the bear leaves. The guy mad that the bear just fucked him, goes back to the gun shop and buys a double barrel shotgun and returns to the forest. He finds the bear again, takes aim, and "bang" "bang" fires. The bear falls, and the guy runs to it. When he gets there the bear is gone, and he feels someone tap his shoulder. He turns around and it's the bear. "Did you just shoot me twice?" the bear asks. Again the guy shakes his head yes, and again the bear tells him to bend over a log, and fucks him in the ass. Well this time the guy is furious, and goes to the gun shop and buys an elephant gun. He returns and finds the bear again. He takes aim, and "BOOM!" The bear falls and the guy runs to it. When he gets there the bear is gone, and he feels the tap. He turns around and the bear looks at him and asks, "You're not here to hunt are you?"
Submitted by AJ
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