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Four women are playing a game of bridge when the door bell rings. The woman of the house answers the door and receives a wonderful bouquet of flowers from FTD. Her guests scream, Read the card! read the card!
The woman reads it and rolls her eyes, saying, Oh it's just my husband again. Her friends can't believe how romantic her husband is, because certainly none of theirs ever thinks to send them flowers. She rolls her eyes and moans, The problem is that I'll have to spend the next 4 days upstairs with my legs in the air.
The one blond in the group looks puzzled and says, What's the matter -- don't you have a vase?
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