You might be a redneck if....
Jack Daniel's makes your list of Most Admired People. You think Genitalia is an Italian airline. You wonder how service stations keep their rest rooms so clean. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, Hey, y'all watch this! You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl.' You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
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