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Celebrity Quotes See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. - Robin Williams I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west. - Richard Jeni Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography. - Paul Rodriguez Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. - Mae West Suppose you were an idiot... And suppose you were a member of Congress...But I repeat myself. - Mark Twain Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait. - A. Whitney Brown Ah, yes, divorce......., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet, - Robin Williams |
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