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Not long ago there were two woodpeckers. One from Texas and on from Florida. The one from Florida decided to fly over and see his cousin in Texas.
Upon arriving there he asked his Texas cousin how things were. The Texas woodpecker told him, Everything is thing is fine but we do have a small problem. There is a tree in Farmer Smith pasture that is so tough that no woodpecker can peck it. The Florida woodpecker replied, All you Texas woodpeckers must be wimps. Show this tree to me!! I can pick it. So off they went. Straight to Farmer Smith Pasture and the tree. When they got there the Texas woodpecker showed the tree to him and Florida woodpecker started to picking. He picked so hard that there was nothing but toothpicks left. He turned to the Texas woodpecker and said, That was nothing. If you would like to see a tree that no woodpecker can peck. Come with me back to Florida and see the tree in Rancher Bills pasture. The Texas woodpecker agreed and off the flew to Florida and straight to the tree in Florida. The Texas woodpecker looked the tree over and thought aloud, What is with these Florida woodpeckers this tree is a push over. He began pecking slowly and then faster and faster. In a matter of about one hour the tree was reduced to a stump. The moral of the story is... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The further from home you are the harder your pecker is! |
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