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Q. How is sex like a card game? A. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand! Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q. What does a good bar and a good woman have in common? A. Liquor in the front and poker in the back! Q. Why do girls have belly-button rings? A. So you can hang an air-freshener! Q. Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs? A. He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens! Q. What's the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom? A. Say: Hey, nice dick! Q. What's the difference between parsley and pussy? A. Nobody eats parsley. |
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