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A guy walks into a bar and after only taking 2 steps in, he realizes that it's a gay bar. He decides to proceed because he really needs a drink. A gay waiter approaches and asks: What's the name of your penis?
The customers says: Look, I'm just not into that kind of stuff. All I want is a cold beer. The gay waiter says: I'm sorry but house rules dictate that I cannot serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. The customer says to the gay waiter: All right....I will but first tell me the name of your penis. The gay waiter says: NIKE...you know, JUST DO IT! The customer thinks for a moment and then says: The name of my penis is SECRET. The waiter is puzzled and asks: SECRET? What does that mean? The customer says: You know, SECRET.....STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!! |
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