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Amanpreet was just a little sucker.

No more than 5'3" and 100 pounds soaking wet.

That's why he avoided confrontations at all cost.

He became a bus driver thinking, Now, here's a job that will keep confrontations at bay forever.

One day, though, Preet's little secure world came to a close when this big sucker got on the bus at the 'A' street stop.

Seven feet, four inches tall, arms like tree-trunks. This guy glared at Preet, then boomed out, BIG JOHN DOESN'T PAY!

Big John walked right past Lizard Pecker and sat in the back of the bus.

Amanpreet was upset about this, but what could he do?

John towered over him and would break him in half if Preet protested, so he let it go.

The next day, same route, same stop.

Big John gets on the bus, glares at Preet, and booms out, BIG JOHN DOESN'T PAY!!!, turns and sits in the back.

Amanpreet is ashamed that he doesn't do something about this.

When Amanpreet gets home that evening he calls the local gym and schedules three months of training.

He calls his boss and tells him that he's taking a three month sabbatical and will return in 90 days.

He goes through a grueling regimen with a sadistic instructor for those 90 days.

He bulks up, tones up, develops muscles, takes Karate, Judo -- in short becomes a lean mean Big John Eating Machine.

On that next Monday, Amanpreet steers his bus confidently right to the 'A' street stop.

Big John gets on, once again, and booms, BIG JOHN DOESN'T PAY!!!

But this Amanpreet jumps up and says, AND WHY THE HELL NOT???

With a surprised look on his face, Big John replies, Big John has bus pass.

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