A salesman is trying to call a client. The phone rings and their little boy, in a whisper, says, Hello. SALESMAN: Is your mommy there? LITTLE BOY: (whisper) Yes. SALESMAN: Can I speak with her? LITTLE BOY: (whisper) She's busy. SALESMAN: Is your daddy there? LITTLE BOY: (whisper) Yes. SALESMAN: Can I speak with him? LITTLE BOY: (whisper) He's busy. SALESMAN: Is there anyone else there? LITTLE BOY: (whisper) The fire department. SALESMAN: Can I talk to one of them? LITTLE BOY: (whisper) They're busy. SALESMAN: Is there anybody else there? LITTLE BOY: (whisper) The police department. SALESMAN: Well, can I talk to one of them? LITTLE BOY: (whisper) They're busy. SALESMAN: Let me get this straight, your mother, father, the fire department and the police department are all in your house, and they're all busy. What are they doing? LITTLE BOY: (whisper) They're looking for me. |
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