A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the
subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary tools
together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After
positioning her comfy stool, she started to make a circular cut
in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, THERE ARE
NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.
Startled the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of cappuccino and began to cut another. Again from the heavens, the voice bellowed, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE. The blonde, now quite worried, moved down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.
She stopped, looked skyward and said, "Is that you Lord?" The
voice replied, No ... this is the Ice-Rink Manager....
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