Q: How do drown blonde? A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant. Q: What do beer bottles and blondes have it common? A: They are both empty from the neck up. Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off. Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche. |
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