A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn’t stand […]
Husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, When you die, I´m getting you a headstone that reads,´Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever´. Yeah she replies, When you die, I´m getting you a headstone that reads,Here Lies My Husband – Stiff At Last.´ ———- Swinger Dating : meet couples looking to hook […]
Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Sam says to Becky, “Becky, I was wondering – have you ever cheated on me?” Becky replies, “Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don’t want to ask that question…” “Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please…” “Well, all right. Yes, 3 times…” “Three? Well, when were they?” he asked. “Well, […]