Tag: wife

Crossdresser Oneliners

My wife accused me of being a cross dresser. I was so mad I packed up all her things and left. Yesterday my friend came out as a crossdresser by wearing a mini skirt to his office party. That showed a lot of balls. Why do cross dressers fall slowly? Because of the drag. What did the cross dresser do at Christmas? Eat, drink and […]

Unusual funeral procession

A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn’t stand […]

Husband and wife

Husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, When you die, I´m getting you a headstone that reads,´Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever´. Yeah she replies, When you die, I´m getting you a headstone that reads,Here Lies My Husband – Stiff At Last.´ ———- Swinger Dating : meet couples looking to hook […]