A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn’t stand […]
Husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, When you die, I´m getting you a headstone that reads,´Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever´. Yeah she replies, When you die, I´m getting you a headstone that reads,Here Lies My Husband – Stiff At Last.´ ———- Swinger Dating : meet couples looking to hook […]
A Soldier who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Shemya, Alaska. The first night he got home, he exclaimed to his wife, “Honey, I want you to know that I haven’t wasted all this time alone. Instead, I’ve mastered the art of mind over matter. Just watch this!” And with that the Soldier dropped his trousers and shorts […]