A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it’s too risky to operate. All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. “What’s wrong?” asks the […]
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. “Hey Wilmer!” the farmer yelled. “Forget your troubles. Come in and have a bite with us. Then I’ll help you get the wagon up.” “That’s mighty nice of you,” Wilmer answered. “But I don’t think Pa would like me to.” “Aw, come on.” the farmer insisted. […]
It’s Saturday morning. Bob’s just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home. “Hello” Says a little girl’s voice. “Hi, honey, it’s Daddy,” says Bob. “Is Mommy near the phone?” “No, […]