(1 August 2015)
A string walks into a bar and orders a drink. "Sorry, we don't serve strings," says the bartender.
"What? That sucks," said the string.
So the string walks into the bathroom and ties himself in a knot and messes up his end. He comes back out and approaches the bar again and again orders a drink.
"Hey, aren't you that string?" asks the bartender.
"No. I'm a frayed knot."