A frog walks into a bank

A frog walks into a bank. He goes to the only open teller, and sees that her name is Paddy Whack. “Hey, listen” says the frog. “I really need a loan! I’m out of work, and my wife and tadpoles are at home starving! I need money so I can feed them and provide for them!” Now Paddy feels very sorry for the poor frog […]

Young Naval Student

A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. “What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?” “Throw out an anchor, sir,” the student replied. “What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?” “Throw out another anchor, sir.” “And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do then?” asked […]

Favorite sex position

Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions: One says, “I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.” “I don’t think I have ever heard of that one”, says the other cowboy, “what is it?” “Well, it’s where you get your girlfriend down on all fours, and you mount her from behind, and you reach around and cup each […]