A man and his wife were doing yard work outside. The wife goes inside to take a shower. The husband was still outside and wanted to rake up the leaves on his front lawn, but he couldn’t find the damn rake. He yells to his wife, who looks out the upstairs bathroom window, “Where’s the rake?” Unfortunately she can’t hear him. So he decides to […]
It’s Saturday morning. Bob’s just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home. “Hello” Says a little girl’s voice. “Hi, honey, it’s Daddy,” says Bob. “Is Mommy near the phone?” “No, […]
The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read: “I’m the Boss!” He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that […]