Category: Humor

An old retired sailor

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old times sake. He hires a prostitute named Nancy and takes her up to a room. He’s going at it as best as he can for a guy his age. He asks, “How am I doing?” The prostitute replies, “Well sailor, you’re doing about three knots.” “Three […]

Forgive me Father

A couple went to mass and took confession. The husband went into the confessional and said “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.” The father asked him the nature of this, to which he replied, “While my wife was bending over the freezer I had lustful thoughts and had my way with her.” The Priest tried explaining that having sex with your own wife was […]