Two old men go to an escort service house. The madam asks them what they want. They say women. She asks, “How old are you?” They say 90. So she tells one of the girls to take them upstairs and put each of them in a room with a blow up doll. So they go upstairs and do their thing. When they come back downstairs […]
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Piddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. She fetched her Dad to look at Piddles, and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could, “I’m afraid Piddles is dead, Lucy.” “So why are his legs sticking up in the air like that, Daddy?” […]
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, “In America, we call this a hug.” She replies, “Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too.” A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, “In America, we call this a […]