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An old woman went to visit her daughter and she found her naked, waiting for her husband. The mother asks the daughter, “What are you doing naked?” The daughter responds, “This is the dress of love.” When the mother returns home, she strips naked and waits for her husband. When her husband arrives, he asks her, “What are you doing naked?” She responds, “This is […]
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old times sake. He hires a prostitute named Nancy and takes her up to a room. He’s going at it as best as he can for a guy his age. He asks, “How am I doing?” The prostitute replies, “Well sailor, you’re doing about three knots.” “Three […]