Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions: One says, “I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.” “I don’t think I have ever heard of that one”, says the other cowboy, “what is it?” “Well, it’s where you get your girlfriend down on all fours, and you mount her from behind, and you reach around and cup each […]
Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Sam says to Becky, “Becky, I was wondering – have you ever cheated on me?” Becky replies, “Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don’t want to ask that question…” “Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please…” “Well, all right. Yes, 3 times…” “Three? Well, when were they?” he asked. “Well, […]
A man and his wife were doing yard work outside. The wife goes inside to take a shower. The husband was still outside and wanted to rake up the leaves on his front lawn, but he couldn’t find the damn rake. He yells to his wife, who looks out the upstairs bathroom window, “Where’s the rake?” Unfortunately she can’t hear him. So he decides to […]